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*diedit oleh Akuro sesuai untuk publikasi*

Sepasang kekasih Seri dan Mat Nor akan berkahwin dalam jangka masa terdekat. Mat Nor mempunyai masalah dengan bau kakinya yang sangat menyengat dan susah dihilangkan. Ayahnya menasihati dia supaya selalu memakai sarung kaki untuk menyerap bau itu dan mencuci kakinya setiap kali ada kesempatan.

Sementara itu Seri pula mengalami masalah dengan bau nafasnya yang hanya muncul sewaktu bangun pagi. Ibunya memberi nasihat kepada Seri untuk bangun lebih awal, tidak mengucapkan sepatah katapun ketika bangun pagi dan terus ke bilik mandi untuk gosok gigi.

Selepas itu mereka pun berkahwin dengan rasa lebih yakin. Malam pengantin berjalan dengan lancar. Menjelang subuh, Mat Nor terbangun disebabkan salah satu sarung kakinya tertanggal. Dengan agak panik Mat Nor mencari sarung kakinya di setiap inci tempat tidur.

Tentu saja hal itu membuatkan Seri terbangun. Seri tanpa berfikir panjang terus bertanya,

"Kenapa ni, Bang?"

"Ya Allah…!?," desis Mat Nor terperanjat.

"Awak makan sarung kaki saya ya...?!"

Jika dunia aku yang punya

Akan kudirikan sebuah syurga

Malam tanpa siang untuk kubermimpi

Sepanjang masa tanpa kecewa

Bertemankan bintang yang setia

Bagaikan puteri kisah khayalan

Yang hidupnya suci dan sempurna

Tapi sayang hanyalah impian

Bulan tak bisa tumbuh di taman

Dan bila mentari datang

Pulanglah segala kenyataan

Jika dunia aku yang punya

Akan kuhiaskan sepasang sayap

Ukiran berseri untuk kukemudi

Sepanjang masa tanpa kecewa

Bertemankan bintang yang setia

Bagaikan puteri kisah khayalan

Yang hidupnya suci dan sempurna

Tapi sayang hanyalah impian

Bulan tak bisa tumbuh di taman

Dan bila mentari datang

Pulanglah segala kenyataan

Aduhhh..!

Dari pg perut aku sakit. Sampai pening naik ke kepala. Cuba baring² kejap, try nak tido, tapi sakit perut takleh nak tahan jugak. Last² sapu minyak hangat kat perut. Barula lega sikit. Alhamdulillah! Tapi leganya kejap bebeno, lepas tu perut aku sakit balik. Then ada la yg suggest aku minum air halia. Aku sbnrnya takut nak try benda alah traditional camni. Aku takut pahhhhitttttttt...! Herannya telan ubat hospital tu takpe pulak. Tapi bila org tu ckp air halia ni sedap, aku pun teringinla nak minum. Hehe! Manala tau, boleh kurang sakit perut aku ni kan? Kan?

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Perbualan antara dua hamba Allah di suatu petang yang damai...

*diedit sikit mengikut kesesuaian publikasi*

Kanda: Tanyalah kepada rumput-rumput yang bergoyang. Diri ini apalah, tiada bererti sedikit pun juga. Menempuh hidup sendiri, sehingga lembarannya berakhir...

Dinda: Vah! Vah! Masterji memang hebat berpujangga. Meh sini Dinda sahut cabaran Kanda itu!

*Ehem! Ehem! Clear the throat*

Dinda: Kenapa tanya rumput yang bergoyang? Apalah yang ada pada rumput itu. Sekadar menjadi hamparan hijau untuk kaki ini melangkah. Musim kemarau, layulah ia...

*Cewah!*

Kanda: Hamparan itu menyimpan banyak rahsia. Desah angin meniup daun-daunnya. Seakan bercerita tentang hidupnya. Seluas hamparan itu juga banyak kisahnya. Luas... Banyak... Tapi sepi... Yang telah berlalu tidak akan kembali.

*Kanda tetap taknak mengalah ni nampaknya. Hehe!*

Dinda: Apakan daya si angin lalu. Dia cuba mendengar kisah ceritera. Namun hamparan hijau nan luas tak terjangkau olehnya. Tunduklah ia kepada kuasa Ilahi. Membawa titisan hujan, mendinginkan kemarau hati...

Kanda: *Alamak!* Err... Telah lama hujan tak datang. Dia mati tak hendak, hidup pun segan. Bila malam termenung di bawah bulan, bila siang duduk tersenyum depan webcam! Haha!

Dinda: *Erkk...!* Malamnya termenung di bawah bulan, siangnya tersenyum depan webcam. Menungannya mengharap bintang, senyumannya di dalam duka. Rahsia di hati tak siapa yang tau. Dalam sepi, hatinya merayu, sedih, pilu, sendu...

Kanda: Haa?! Macam mana Dinda tau ni?? Hehe!

*Eleh, sebenarnya Kanda dah nak surrender!*

Dinda: Hehe... Tau sama tau la kan? *sambil angkat² kening kat Kanda* Dah surrender ke? Hihi!

Kanda: Yela Kanda surrender, kalau tak ntah sampai bila nak habis berbalas puisi ni.

Dinda: Hehe! Tau pun dia. Dah siap pun Dinda buat kueytiaw goreng dan mix salad ni. Jom makan!

*And they live happily ever aftter. Wahahahahaha...!!*

Do they?

Funny thing indeed! I've been looking at the pic (below) for ages, over and over again. Maybe you are right after all Abe JD. The more I looked at the pic, the more a-15-year-old-looking-girl would appear into my sight. But when the picture was taken, I was NOT reading a novel, ok Abe JD. I was.. Err.. Err.. SMS-ing instead, if I'm not mistaken (using Mom's handphone credit!). Yes Abang, we were SMS-ing at that very moment..! Remember those time when I was in N9 for Mak's departure to Mecca? We've been exchanging SMS-es like mad that we both became so poor by reloading our HP's credits like once in every 3 days. I've been in N9 for almost a month, so imaginelah how broke I.. Err.. We became when I went back to home *at last*. Haha! Anyway I didn't even realize I was in the pic until I digged-in into my handphone later on. Oh yes, the pic was taken using my tv-remote sized handphone. In fact, most of the pic(s) I posted here were taken using it.

Btw, the heroin in the pic is my niece. Nurr (double "r" intentionally, ok!) Iman Balqis. First daughter of my 5th kakak. Her husband org Jeli - Kelantan and not to forget, Iman's nenek from her father side called her "Ime". Very Kelantanized though! Haha!

Oh.. Oh.. On next Monday I'll start a new journey of my life. I can't wait and have been looking forward to it since months actually. Will blog about it later (much much later perhaps).

p/s: Don't forget to wish me luck guys! I'm gonna need it. Phew!

Nurr Iman Balqis Zulkifli.

Notice me anywhere in the pic? Haha! 30 saat dr skrg.. Tet!Tet!

It's been more than 2 weeks since my last update. Did anybody misses me? (sabar jela, blogger perasan ni, wei!) Well, I have to be away for the sake of myself. But now I am back. So no worries lah , ok!

Pheww! It took me hours to finish up reading all my favourite blogs. If baca script article maunya berminggu! Anyhow, there are at least 37 blogs that I "wajib" baca. And the list will be getting longer and longer for sure. Haha! 37 blogs, 2 weeks away. Well, just imagine how many entries that I read today. Quite a number juga lah. I am so into of knowing what is my blogger-friends are doing now. So, nak taknak, kenala baca juga. Even ada juga among those blogs that is never been update since like forever..! But the strangest thing is, I kept visiting to his/her blog every single day since I found it. It's not that I expected for new entries (of coursela I expect jugak) but... Oh.. Maybe it's just a routine of me by clicking all the URL pages in my "favourites" over and over again. Who knows what we might find, right? But as I visited those blog just now, like I pretty much expected, there's no new entry or what so ever... :-(

Feeling a bit dissapointed, that's when I think about those reader who actually read MY BLOG. They must be feeling exactly the same way that I do when they came here (my blog) and found out there's nothing "served" for them. :-( So now I update lah juga sikit² to clear up my guilt as well as not to dissapoint my dear dear friends. It's not much, but it's sincere. (cewah!) Haha! Padahal dah kena sound dgn K'Iza dah tu kat tagboard suruh update.

Adeh!

This is the pic of Haruki's uncle. Abang of Haruki's Mom. His name was also ALONG, not to mention his sister's (Haruki's Mom) name is ANGAH. Haha! This Along Senior dah tak ade dah kat rumah aku. We gave him away coz he was a bit "nakal" back then. Suka naik atas meja, curi ikan and stuffs. Lucky thing masa tu this Along blom pandai peeing all over the place yet. You know lah, male cats always do that to mark their territory (konon!). He once before pernah bawa a mengkarung (biawak kecik) into the house. Huwaaa...! Menjerit semua isi rumah (masa tu kenduri). Habis all the makcik² yg tgh bergossip while kupasing (?) the bawang lari lintang-pukang. Kesiannn..! Bknnya kecik² cicak dia bawak masuk tuh. That mengkarung was almost as big as the real biawak, only smaller la of course. Heh! So no other way, we have to say good bye to him. So sad. :-( But now, every once in a while, aku rindu sangat kat dia... Hmmm...